Basildon cheese

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.

"oh have you not heard of Basildon cheese? It's a local delicacy"

by bigdave3 December 20, 2020

Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for a Lebanese Bears fan who’s whole personality is the Chicago Bears.

Person 1: your a cheese weasel
person 2: I can tell the deans on you!! you suck at life!

by luke214169420 September 21, 2025

Tim Cheese

Tim Cheese, born on May 5th, 1962, in Chicago, Illinois, is a notorious criminal mastermind and leader of the Breadsticks gang. Abandoned as a child on the streets of O-Block, he grew up with no known parents, but scientists later confirmed he is the cousin of Biggie Cheese, the famous rapper. From a young age, Tim displayed a sharp mind for strategy and deception, making him a dangerous figure in the criminal underworld. Unlike most gangsters who relied on brute strength, Tim’s power came from his cunning, manipulation, and tactical brilliance. Also the man who murdered John Pork.

John: Did you hear who killed John Pork?
Doe: Yeah man, Tim Cheese.

by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Male Domestic Short Hair Mix Cat

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

by Dave The Magical Cheese August 5, 2024

Cheese-moo

A flavour of gelati, that cannot be understood by the human taste buds, thus rendering it indescribable. Cheese-moo is neither a good nor bad taste.

This gelati tastes like......uh....um....cheese-moo.

by USCdude February 1, 2010

Chili Cheese Rollup

Dirahea shitting in a uncircumcised cheese dick then jacking him off till he tops it with gooey jiz

He wanted a gas station chili dog but I gave him a chili cheese rollup instead

by KremyChkn October 4, 2025

Cheese Stick

When somebody needs to pull their foreskin back before fucking a girl.

Did you hear Jackson is a cheese stick?

by OrangatangNiggas April 22, 2019