Clam and Cheese sandwich

Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal

Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her

by Pooplinguist November 26, 2019

Cheese-balls

A ginger's pube covered balls

"I received dick pictures from Ed Sheeran. I didn't want those cheese-balls!!!!"

by youngmandyfromdabronxeeeeeeeee March 13, 2019

Chili Cheese Rollup

Dirahea shitting in a uncircumcised cheese dick then jacking him off till he tops it with gooey jiz

He wanted a gas station chili dog but I gave him a chili cheese rollup instead

by KremyChkn October 4, 2025

Scandinavian Cheese Shredder

Two Scandinavian men and a woman are having a gangbang when the woman pulls out a cheese grater and proceeds to shave the skin of their penises and cut off all their pubes. She then puts the duck skin shavings and pubes on nachos and microwaves it and forces the men to consume it.

The Scandinavian Cheese shredder I saw on TV was so well done!

by Btrain8585 March 22, 2017

Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for a Lebanese Bears fan who’s whole personality is the Chicago Bears.

Person 1: your a cheese weasel
person 2: I can tell the deans on you!! you suck at life!

by luke214169420 September 21, 2025

Cheese Stick

When somebody needs to pull their foreskin back before fucking a girl.

Did you hear Jackson is a cheese stick?

by OrangatangNiggas April 22, 2019

Basildon cheese

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.

"oh have you not heard of Basildon cheese? It's a local delicacy"

by bigdave3 December 20, 2020