ass gel

1. Meaning Jealous. or gel ass. Many who with a slight melancholic nature or whom to wish to engage in alternative sex that is not related to the male and female genitals... will use ass gel. Some times it contains a numbing agent to help the sexual act. The primary reason for ass gel/ gel ass comes from a primary part of the brain that feels there is too much lack in life. When such feelings arise ass gel is often used in the human buttock... to help remove food that rightfully and deserving-ly belongs to the jealous one.

I feel so jealous inside and hungry to pillage I will need to buy me someass gel and plunge that ditty hole.

by The B.C. September 18, 2016

ass shrimp

an adjective to describe a person who has passed the value of being an asshole

omfg david ur such a ass shrimp.

by cakeisgood420 September 3, 2016

Floopy ass

A ass that looks nicely toned but has no muscle tone when you grab it

That bitch has a floopy ass

by Nate1723 August 4, 2016

Party ass

What your butt feels and smells like after having partied hard.

I was totally gonna go doggy style on that chick I took home from the party, but she had a serious case of party ass, so I just let her blow me.

by LittleSomething July 31, 2016

fank ass

A term used to describe a shady or corrupt character. Someone who goes around dealing scams, stealing & lying just to achieve a personal goal.

" I can't believe how much of a fank ass your brother has become, Michelle" said Tommy.

by SxychryGrly July 17, 2016

ASS MALLOW

(ass-mallow) A girl with a curvy, big, round ass that seems to get the crowds attention. Every time a girl that has an ass mallow walks buy, you cant help but stare at it and think off nothing but her mallow ass! - And all you wanna do is eat dat thang!

(girl walks past a crowd)

All their mouths water with excitement wanting that ass mallow.

by CAPS July 16, 2016

Ass nuggets

The dry shit balls sticked to your asshair.

''ayo dude, these ass nuggets are really tingling my ass''

by Mr. Assnuggets July 15, 2016