Finger-Globbing

When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.

I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods

by CloudSmoke April 12, 2015

franky four fingers

Franky Four Fingers: I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you...
Doug the Head: Slow down, Franky, my son. When in Rome.
Franky Four Fingers: I am not in Rome, Doug. I am in a rush"

"hi"
"me when Franky Four Fingers: I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you...
Doug the Head: Slow down, Franky, my son. When in Rome.
Franky Four Fingers: I am not in Rome, Doug. "
"alright"

by realskibiditoilet January 01, 2025

frozen finger

The act of playing "stink finger" outside in freezing cold weather.

"it's snowing, let's go play frozen finger"

by the-left-nut February 03, 2016

Thumb looking for a ring finger

Someone who is looking for a partner that's out of their league.

Derrick will never find someone, he is a thumb looking for a ring finger.

by SaintBubblegum June 09, 2018

fingers loose

Weird sex act of beating your meat

Big O likes to get his fingers loose

by BiggTz February 02, 2023

fudge finger trucker special

An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.

Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!

by mike charter January 26, 2022

Squishy Fingers

Really fucking big nasty fingers. There hands look like nasty 23 day old pankaces from ihop.

Oh so you want to date that guy? No he's got squishy fingers.

by poniyeahponi February 05, 2010