National Bully Kyle Day

National Bully Kyle day. Have you ever looked at your friend named Kyle and thought, "Wow, I really wish there was a day I could just rip on him."? Well, you're in luck. Mark your calendars, because December 10th is the annual day to harass your dear friend Kyle.

"Hey, Kyle. You're a little bitch. Fuck you!"
"Woah! What's with the hostility, man?"
"Don't you know? It's December 10th - National Bully Kyle Day!"

National Bully Kyle Day by .Schade December 10, 2025

Gaster Bullshit

"Gaster Bullshit" is when a game has major fourth wall breaks, ARG links, hidden mysteries, or anything other elements that could be compared to W.D. Gaster. Also used for any sketchy shit going on in Deltarune that probably connects to him.

"I heard oneshot had a bunch of gaster bullshit so i had to give it a try"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE KNIGHT HAS HOLES IN ITS HANDS??? THIS IS GASTER BULLSHIT BRO"

Gaster Bullshit by ElliottLava January 10, 2026

Colorado Bullwhip

noun (extremely niche / hypothetical sexual fetish practice)

A makeshift single-tail bullwhip hand-braided from perianal hair (commonly called "anal hair" or "ass hair") that has been deliberately collected and allowed to grow over an extended period of time until a sufficient quantity is amassed for braiding. Once completed, the whip is used to administer impact play — specifically whipping the buttocks — during anal intercourse, with the intent of turning the partner's rear a bright red color through repeated strikes. The practice may apply to partners of any gender.

"She surprised me on our anniversary with an Colorado Bullwhip she'd been secretly braiding from her own stash... let's just say her cheeks were glowing brighter than a stoplight by the end of the night."

Colorado Bullwhip by Braiden Crackmore January 19, 2026

XL Bully

XL Bully:
A massive, muscular dog that’s become a fashionable, popular breed, popular in the UK drill rap scene. Often used by drug dealers for protection or to look tough. Linked to a number of deaths in the UK if untrained, they can be loyal and affectionate when raised right. Highly restricted—must be muzzled, neutered, and kept on a lead in public spaces nowadays in the UK.

Lee: Bruv did you see the news about Jaywick the other night?
Frank: Yeah, bruv it was about that XL Bully that killed that granny.
Lee: Probably not the dog’s fault,

Frank: Yeah, innit… bruv.

XL Bully by Jamie Cheese January 25, 2026

Farvlenarkin bullshit

A statement of total disgust

When Bethany only wanted to play date.. I told her that was some Farvlenarkin bullshit

Farvlenarkin bullshit by Blind247 January 29, 2026

Twisted Bullshit

When things seem completely unreal. Is this some twisted simulation bullshit? Am I in a glitchy fever dream or a poorly coded simulation? It's like drinking a cocktail of "what the fuck" + "this can't be happening" + "someones gotta be messing with the matrix right now."

Your ex texts you "miss u" at 3:06 AM right after you finally start vibing with someone new. "Nahhh this is some twisted bullshit, who approved this plot twist?"

Dec 13, 2025 - A raccoon breaks into a Virginia liquor store, gets absolutely hammered on whatever booze it can knock over, then passes out cold in the bathroom between the toilet and the trash can. Cops show up to the crime scene, " Bro is this some twisted bullshit? Did the simulation just make this raccoon a drunk ass?"

Twisted Bullshit by PhantomJ69 February 16, 2026

Cartoony Bullshit

When the most out of pocket shit imaginable happens to you.

Dude #1: Bro I was playing Mario Kart World earlier, and just as I was about to cross the finish line in 1st, 5 red shells came at me all at the same time, and I ended up losing in 24th.

Dude #2: That's the most cartoony bullshit I've ever heard.

Cartoony Bullshit by GoGo_Gadget March 4, 2026