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Black Lies Matter

This is not a one-sided and racist movement like the other BLM, in fact, this BLM is not a movement at all, just a laconic phrase. One of the most infamous Black Lies Matter case is related to O.J. Simpson, his ex-wife Nicole Brown-Simpson and the man who was with her that night, Ron Goldman. Obviously O.J. was pissed off and maybe a bit jealous too 'cause a 25 -year-old walking cock screwed his 35 -year-old ex-wife like a rabbit, the wife-beater himself was at the time 46.
Then O.J. really chimped out by stabbing Goldman and Nicole had been stabbed seven times in the neck and scalp, Chimpson had put the finishing touches on his work by slitting her throat. Despite some Chimpson's attorneys managed to dispose the clothes that O.J. had been used at the time of the murders, plenty of evidence still remained against him - and then the mighty Black-Lies-Matter jury absolved him of these murders.
So if you happen to be famous and black, you can slaughter a couple of honkies without being held responsible for it, 'cause the Black Lies Matter.
by O. W. Tongueincheek April 14, 2024
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Black people

A descendant of the ape or monkey. They often enjoy kfc, fried chicken and kool-aid. Beware they tend to escape cotton field. May also be called: monkey, coon, nigga, nigger
Person 1: GET BACK INTO THE FEILDS!
Bystander: What’s with these black people? Why do they always run?
Bystander 2: fucking niggers.
by anonymous July 31, 2024
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Black Order

Black Order is a new Zealand nexion cell of the o9a that basically it at all.
by Xxxfi October 27, 2025
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Black Devil

The great embodiment of malice, a devilish entity who exists to do evil in everyway, and has no signs of guilt, only pleasure.
The Black Devil's lurking in the shadows, where mortals will soon succumb to fear.
by C200 December 22, 2024
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sitting black

Sitting, in preferably your car, with your seat leaned back so that if you stick your hand out you can barely grab the wheel with one hand.
Yeah man, got so nervous driving today I had to drive sitting black
by Baridi January 10, 2017
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Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
by JokesWithFriends February 25, 2024
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