itchy conga balls

when your balls are so itchy so u start playing the conga drums

some random guy : my balls itch why do they have to be so hairy
*random guy find conga drums*
some random guy : i hope this will help itch my balls
*starts playing the conga drums to help his itchy conga balls*

by leeisnotfunny November 6, 2021

balls in your face

A phrase used to express hostility or derision.

She: "You didn't run the dishwasher last night. Again."

He: "How bout I slap my balls in your face?"

by ljak November 23, 2021

rusty ball bearing

A testicle with traces of fecal matter present.

That girl I was getting balls deep in sharted, gave me a rusty ball bearing

by Nefurious December 9, 2016

Hidden Ball Trick

When one pushes his testicles up under the skin right above the schmekel leaving one’s sack deflated.

I improved my dick to ball ratio by simply employing the hidden ball trick.

by Joe Erotic November 18, 2022

penis ball sack

A term used to describe a godly figure and an acsended being

Person1: "Hey Greg, wanna go watch a mov...."
Person2: "Don't speak to me mortal I have become penis ball sack

by Shovel_n_spade_wade November 5, 2019

Harry balls day

This day is the day to Celebrate this corona break, and every year on this day you just stay home from school and do absolutely nothing.

Happy Harry balls day!

by Coronacansuckass April 17, 2020

Friendship blue balls

When a person in the friendgroup obviously wants to drop the group but is to pussy about it. So they ignore you in school and never talk to you. However when they don’t have a Person around to talk to or the group does fun stuff they come crawling back to you. They tease you with their friendship and give you friendship blue balls.

Person A: M has been ignoring us for 3 weeks now and only hangs with the cool kids...But she wants to come get lunch with us

Person B: oh man, that bitch is giving you friendship blue balls.

by mimsie June 10, 2021