Squeaky Bum Time

When SHTF and you have to remain calm while screaming instead

I had my first ever cardiac arrest patient the other day. Was definitely squeaky bum time

by Tetra01 December 21, 2023

Can't Control Time

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.

7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time

by DarthFox January 31, 2017

Video Game Timing

When you complete something that is annoying or hard just before the school bell rings or supper is ready

Guy: I finally got done with my calculus Homework :D
Mum: SUPPER TIME!!
Guy: major Video Game Timing...

by Pilbane January 24, 2013

On Jesse Time

Add 2 hours to the estimated time.

J: "I'm leaving in 10 minutes"
*: "Ahh yes, see you on Jesse time."

by Derpinmerpin January 18, 2025

Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.

1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.

by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017

Time a duggin'

A time when shit's about to go down.

I woke up at 2:00am with my shotgun and said to myself, "Time a duggin'"

by Ryan Blackmanjew March 30, 2016

say armadillo fastly multiple times

So basically if you say armadillo fastly multiple times it sounds like “im a dildo” which is kinda like the “say eye, spell map, say ness” thing

yo can you say armadillo fastly multiple times?
ok
armadillo armadillo im a dillo im a dildo

by jetburner2 October 14, 2025