Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.
Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
by Choisome December 25, 2012
Get the faux jackmug. by Skrt skrrt May 21, 2018
Get the jack buchanmug. The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.
Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Literally nobody:
Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"
Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"
Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024
Get the Headphone Jackmug. He is the hottest person in the world and his penis is so large that it is comparable to the burj khalifa, he is the best at everything and will make you want to sit down and slurp his dick until you die
He is Jack
by Sbeiiritndudjen334 October 4, 2022
Get the Jackmug. by Jonny10shoes June 3, 2022
Get the Jackmug. by Michael cheese December 21, 2018
Get the Jackmug. by Brady click July 7, 2018
Get the Jack in the boxmug.