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National slap ass day

You get to slap a freinds ass without getting in trouble

National Trombone Appreciation Day 

OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.
joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best

National kiss your bff 

Mary: hey du...
*Kiss*
Mary: wtf was that for?!?!
You: it’s National kiss your bff day

National Kiss a Dancer Day 

October 30th is National Kiss a Dancer Day! Go find yourself a dancer and kiss them good.
Oh there’s a dancer, Imma go kiss them because it’s National Kiss a Dancer Day

National no vaping day 

No Juuls,No Novos,No Nic ,No Nothing!!!
Today is National no vaping day and I already feel like I’m dying!!

National Hump Month 

November is National Hump Month so you can hump anyone and it won't be suspect
Oh boy its National Hump Month, time to hump some people