Bilbo Brown Pants

A long dingleberry girl who wears long brown pants in an eternal tribute to Bilbo Baggins. Used to describe someone who often follows through and soils the clothing.

Mark is such a Bilbo Brown Pants, he's just messed himself again after chickpea soup

by Bobthe1st October 13, 2015

Brown Flamethrower

Uncontrollable diarrhea that shoots out of your ass after eating very spicy food to the point where your anus hurts and becomes painful to walk afterwards.

Did you just see Nate run to the bathroom?
Yea…. He’s about to have the brown flamethrower experience after that lamb vindaloo.

by BigPapiDiaz21121 July 31, 2023

Brown Coffin

When someone covers their partner in feces, lays them out to dry in the sun, and lets the feces crust around them, forming a cocoon like coating.

I can't believe he put that poor civilian in a brown coffin.

by anonymous August 12, 2024

brown tree stick

Its a fucking stick, how do not know what a fucking stick is....What the fuck. BOOTY HOLE.....

I shoved a brown tree stick up my ass.

by Fuck a 11111 February 20, 2019

Bungo Brown Eye

The act of inserting Wasabi Peas, into your partners anus during doggie style sex.

I gave Bunny a Bungo Brown Eye last night, and she got so tight I came instantly!

by Vyse Oner March 2, 2025

Old Brown Shoe

A term used for a slut who is generally passed around between friends

Geezer 1: Holy shit, Captain Ron is fucking Erin with an ice dildo!

Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!

by timmy scridlow March 25, 2009

Sauron’s Brown Eye

The act of manually spreading one’s butt cheeks and allowing the butt cheeks to release around someone’s body forming a grasp. Can be done in a loving manner or to prevent escape.

I tried to go on an afternoon run, but my boyfriend caught me in the clutches of Sauron’s Brown Eye grasp.

by Titsmag33 December 29, 2024