what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Erm, what the sigma?

A statement of confusion, coming from a man named Squidward.

"You're not fucking funny and you're corny…"
"Erm, what the sigma?"

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

what the jan

You say what the jan when a bigger friend does something typically fat!

Jan likes his chicken medium rare, what the jan!

by bigKarel October 30, 2025

what is guu

A greeting made popular by Kick streamer LilSkamLive, his unique way of saying “wassup”. The phrase is also used by his community, the Skam Loyals Gang (SLG).

Lil Skam: “What is guu, what is guu!”
Chat: “WHAT IS GUUUU!”

by SLG4L September 17, 2025

what the sigma

something to replace wtf
just child friendly

person 1: hello
person 2: what the sigma
person 1: kys❤️

by I'm failing all my classes April 20, 2024

what the ligma

a phrase that references two dead memes. "what the sigma," and "ligma."

individual: "what the ligma"
regular person: "what"
individual: "the ligma"
regular person: "this joke isnt funny"

by dsfxdsxfdsfzcytuytuytutuyttuys July 2, 2025

If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?

Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...

JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023