Red skull

Someone who masturbates so much that their nob permanently turns bright red.

John is such a red skull, he said he masturbates 5 times a day.

by FitzyFC December 6, 2022

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the red moses

Its when a man takes laxatives and shits till he bleeds and the girl spreads his cheeks and licks it.

Ian took laxatives and was shitting blood when nikkie started to spread his the red moses.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 6, 2015

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Red velvet

For her: You're that B*tch
For him: You’re him

She is red velvet asf

by yrmom March 27, 2025

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Red Rocket

A wrestling move with Russian origin that involves a man covering his genitals with hot sauce, and engaging in various sexual activities. Also works with a strap-on.

"I can't wait to meet up with this Anatoli guy! He says he'll show me moves like the Red Rocket!"

by patientz0 May 6, 2019

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Red Apples

When you suck way to hard on your man's nuts and he ends up with Red Apples.

Omg Becka I totally gave Tim some Red Apples last night.

by JoJo Jynx December 13, 2021

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Red Gnome

The belief that Communist Sympathizers are watching your every move whilst you're in your garden, or in more sinister cases, implanting microchips into your garden gnomes.

"There's a Red Gnome watching me in my garden!"

"My Gnome's gone red!"

by canart October 25, 2019

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