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PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO

When someone decides to cuck you out of doing something that you wanted to do ,yet he decided to go of to do it with randoms.
John:Yo Ben did you hear what Chad did.
Ben: hey what did he do?
John:He pulled PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO on our group like it so hard.
by Xxdarknessxx516@gmail.com October 5, 2018
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Pulling a Pee wee

Back in 2012, Fred Willard was arrested for pulling a pee wee
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Pulled Pork Sandwich

A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.
“Why is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”

“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”

“What is wrong with you two?”
by Alex Simms April 29, 2019
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To pull a Pieter-Jan'etje

Verb. 1: To fuck the bff of your crush under the light of a thousand stars and nut exactly at midnight.

2: An ancient ritual performed by the Maya to not become a werewolf.
1: Do you still have a relationship with your crush Jessica?
2: No, it was full moon tonight. I didn't want to turn this time and destroy the whole village again. So I had to pull a Pieter-Jan'etje.
by Eiwit April 13, 2016
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pulling off a meera

The action of deleting all forms of communication and its history with your friends right before an exam
person 1: yo, stop pulling off a meera so much
person 2: why man it's fun
by The variant January 7, 2022
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Pulling an Eric Trump

To make an egregiously untrue statement about oneself as though it were fact.
Person A: I have a 75 inch cock.
Person B: I fart actual gold.
Person C: “I wake up at 4:30 in the morning every single morning. I say the Pledge of Allegiance’ to my 5 year old and my 3 year old. Then I say the Lord’s Prayer, then I say 2 other family prayers. That’s how I live a clean, positive life.”

Person D: "All 3 of y'all are pulling an Eric Trump. But especially you, Person C."
by UhDoubleUpUhUh December 11, 2022
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pulling a Scott Lively

acting like such a stupid homophobic asshole that people will just laugh when you open your mouth
Stop pulling a Scott Lively, its a crime against humanity.
by ihave2muchtimeonmyhands July 15, 2015
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