winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.

Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did

by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016

Monkey Purple

Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.

Dang, my balls went from blue to monkey purple.

by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011

fire monkey

when something is radical and super duper awesome

how was the party last night?
fire monkey?

how’s your juice?
fire monkey.

by firemonkey123 July 14, 2019

blunder monkey

Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.

Bud: man that guy over there’s a total blunder monkey, can’t even breathe right.

by WashYourPits June 25, 2019

Monkey

A person who drinks kool aid and eats chicken loves kfc and watermelon

A monkey that loves to steal and rob people

by Vpe8 November 11, 2022

Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

He has a large head he’s a bitch

“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021

Blue Monkey

Ts is a nickname that Gasely uses to describe YSW

Hey Blue Monkey

by SigmaYSW August 3, 2025