Dear urban dictionary mods: sorry if this is kinda offensive, I don’t mean it that way. I have black friends. I worked really hard on this so please don’t take it down, Mwah.
Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.
Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”
Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!
Sincerely,
The Texan Pennsylvanian.
Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.
Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”
Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!
Sincerely,
The Texan Pennsylvanian.
by The Texan Pennsylvanian February 27, 2022
Get the black afterlifemug. a way (mostly racist) like to express their tiredness hatred of black people and their actions (they don't care if you're ghetto, ghetto african-american, african-american, or african-african. if you're black, they include you)
Example:
Tyrone: ay wassup , could i holla at you for a sec-
Justin:Get away from me, NIGGER!
Tyrone:NIGGA YOU BETTER RUN FO I BEAT YO ASS
Later on X
Justin: Niggers give me black fatigue because they're violent shitskin gorilla monkeys.
Jeremiah: you mad cuz you got yo ass beat by a black person
Justin: SHUTUP YOU FUCKING SHITSKIN SILVERBACK
Tyrone: ay wassup , could i holla at you for a sec-
Justin:Get away from me, NIGGER!
Tyrone:NIGGA YOU BETTER RUN FO I BEAT YO ASS
Later on X
Justin: Niggers give me black fatigue because they're violent shitskin gorilla monkeys.
Jeremiah: you mad cuz you got yo ass beat by a black person
Justin: SHUTUP YOU FUCKING SHITSKIN SILVERBACK
by tyrone45550116 July 7, 2025
Get the black fatiguemug. The last thing you will experience in your life after you say nigger in a room with even two black people, no matter the context it's in. Some people are just too butthurt .
John: Have you heard of Joe lately?
Bill: No, rumors spread that he died of a Black Death.
John: Dumbass said the n-word in front of black people in 2018, I'm glad he died.
Bill: No, rumors spread that he died of a Black Death.
John: Dumbass said the n-word in front of black people in 2018, I'm glad he died.
by UFO_nah_just_swamp_gas May 20, 2018
Get the Black Deathmug. by I love black people a lot\ November 13, 2025
Get the Blackmug. They already have black Jesus and black Santa, so why not a black Lincoln (a savior figure that is missing)? That way people can quit treating the "founding fathers" like Greek Gods, since saying they were not perfect people would be an improvement for some of them.
Black Lincoln doesn't have a memorial in Washington, yet the white Lincoln seems to be revered among all groups, that doesn't seem fair.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
Get the Black Lincolnmug. by Jimmy jake March 11, 2024
Get the blacking out a juulmug. by iamwhoknocks October 25, 2023
Get the gay ass fucking black guymug.