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time jumper

The term used colloquially for time travellers. 'Jumper' is used interchangeably.

Used widely among time travellers. Sometimes used as an insult by those who dislike time travellers.
"You're a jumper too?! Finally! I've been meaning to ask someone else to help calibrate my classified".

"Being a time jumper is more than just an action or a habit, it's ingrained in my identity, that's why I never gave it up back then, how can I give it up without giving up who I am?"

"This is my restaurant and I won't serve you, we don't entertain time jumpers here."

"Ahhh a jumper in our town! What ya doing in our run down neck of the woods? Kid, bring me back a souvenir from the Ancient Greece if you ever drop by, they musta had some good drink to be praying to Dionysus!"
by dukethejumper March 9, 2024
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Time Travel Adventures

ITS A GREAT GAME WOHOO
WOW HAVE YOU PLAYED TIME TRAVEL ADVENTURES??
by UselessT0M July 9, 2019
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Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
by Albino Whino July 10, 2018
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Time travel

when people travel to other places and times
(e.g. when a person from 3018 goes to the year 1995, that would mean time travel)
by TREncryption May 29, 2018
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tit time

That time when you feel a twitch so your missus shows you her tits, because they are awesome.
"Hey Jordon, its 22:10, you know what that means, tit time!"
by TJaldro69 May 4, 2017
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reboot time

The time between blowing a load and the ability to get hard again.
We banged three seperate times that night. His reboot time was great.
by Bus508 April 4, 2022
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