wax one off

A quick nut, to briefly masturbate

I felt horny, so I decided to wax one off

by Chubby dude March 15, 2015

One-Week

Noun

Someone you only sort of had a crush on but it only lasted a week or two before realizing you actually don’t like them.

Do you still like Alex?

Nah, he was just a one-week.

by Lara Jay March 12, 2019

One

a notable illustration of (emphasized).

The actor was one sharp mouthed troublemaker.

by Arminkshipper June 23, 2024

One Phelps

The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.

by aka_mrcam May 6, 2008

pulled a one direction

when someone leaves and says they will come back but they never do

Anna said she was going to come back and help us with our project, but I don't know where she is. She really pulled a one direction on us.

by imtheworst December 8, 2018

'The big one'

Filling a balloon with semen and using it to bludgeon a family member or friend.

Mum, Harry is using 'the big one' on me!

by Nut in it November 21, 2021

Hisoka Morrow Is Five Tattoos Minus ONe

Hisoka Morrow Is Five Tattoos Minus ONe

Hisoka Morrow Is Five Tattoos Minus ONe

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025