A penis filet

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.

Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.

by The Cape May Creepers February 23, 2019

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Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.

Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024

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when daddy and mommy love each other a lot, they want to show it physically so daddy puts his penis in mommy’s coin slot

Girl or Boy 1: “Oh my what a penis”
Girl or Boy 2: “I heard he has a small penis”

by tr1xiie June 9, 2024

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what i put in your mom

“dude what did u do last night?”
“just penis hbu”
“DUDE WHAT TF”
“what? it was a good night
i’m your step dad “

by chkoe June 28, 2021

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Shit penis

When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.

You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”

by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022

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