Little Penis

A tiny excuse for a male organ. Makes you want to kill yourself...

A little penis will not satisfy anyone, not even yourself!

by Itty bitty bob January 14, 2020

penis

silly word

Silly stinker: Penis
Sillier Sinker: Yes!!!

by sal.fisher. October 23, 2022

penis

it what boy has 2 go pee pee or to have sex.

i put my penis in his butt and go pee pee.

by $4Life May 18, 2019

Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender

jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*

by octopicock April 15, 2022

penis strangler

Penis strangler is another word for condom as it strangles the penis leaving the penis successfully strangled kirl

i was going to put it in her booty but she reminded me i forgot my penis strangler to stop her getting STIs

by CREAMINISREALLIFE March 2, 2016

Kentucky Fried Penis

Kentucky Fried Penis is when the woman gets a man to agree to have sex with her to get the man's penis to fuck it to try and make it turn into a hotdog or smoked sausage.

Today my girlfriend wanted to have sex with me to make a Kentucky Fried Penis. She said let's get that raw Kentucky Fried Penis cooked in my human oven.

by Applebutter1991 May 13, 2023

penis

funny shapes on men

he has a large penis.

by _lupical May 22, 2022