Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021

Deez Nuts

A joke personally to troll friends, family or randoms online.

A well known meme.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know Candice?”
Person 2: “Who’s Candice?”
Person 1: “CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?”

by KNOWYOURFACTS June 2, 2021

nut diary

a friend that you tell every time you bust a nut

Jake: hop on Xbox man!!
Marc: busting a nut, then I will hop on.

Jake: Broooo! Wtf... I don’t need to know that. I’m not your nut diary.

by Caroue June 2, 2021

Bust A Nose Nut

To get satisfaction from a particularly violent sneeze

Didn't think it was gonna happen there, but thankfully the sun helped me bust a nose nut

by Kramardi June 3, 2021

gooci nut spray

a scented coat you apply to your nuts, it cums in a small bottle

put on gooci nut spray for a lavender balls smell

by Hottie55 June 7, 2021

Plan B FIFTY DOLLAR NUT

Man pays 50 dollars for a plan B just to ejaculat in a girl who can get pregnant.

I'm going out tonight and getting me a plan b fifty dollar nut tonight.

by Reeeseee June 10, 2021

Nut

To refer in a “noun like form” to something that is a “wtf” type of action the simple existence of one.

Ex: The dress Emma put on was nut!

the dress was so bad you would say “wtf” whenever you saw it; therefore, you would use nut in a sentence as such!

by that/n!gga June 11, 2021