by Benjiebooce July 07, 2017
When someone's finger is twitchy and excited to fire. Or when they just can't wait to use their trigger finger to shoot.
by Moochy Tiny December 07, 2021
When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.
Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.
by Fat Lorenzo March 24, 2023
An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.
Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”
by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 03, 2022
by not behind you July 02, 2015
Like trigger-finger, when you click your mouse one too many times in a hurry and end up in some world you didn't even know existed.
Damn, I was just trying to post on Facebook but my itchy clicker-finger sent me to a Bible Study group.
by latefordinner February 11, 2018