California Hot Pocket

When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.

Dude I gave Cavan the worst California Hot Pocket yesterday it got all over his face.

by Tnasty6993 October 1, 2008

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Hotness Scale 2.0

An elaborate way to rank girls which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:

(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)

"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."

by Tahm May 17, 2008

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hot stuffed burrito

A form of sex when you take a nice hot stuffed burrito and shove it up your sexual partners ass then continue to fuck it.

My dick has burn marks after I gave my girlfriend a hot stuffed burrito.

by Geoff B. May 25, 2006

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Hagan's Red Hot

When a man pours Frank's Red Hot on his dick and then has sex with a woman at least 4 years his elder.

"Dude, did you hear Jon and Ryann last night? I think he gave her the Hagan's Red Hot with all the screaming coming from their room!"

by poundcak371 March 30, 2010

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Higgy Hot Dog

When one injects red food coloring into the testes so that when the penis ejaculates a there is a pinkish color to the sperm/semen.

Hey man did you try to Higgy Hot Dog last night?
Yeah man, it surprised the fuck out of my girl, still swallowed though.
That's tight nigga.
Yeah nigga.

by Big GApping Anus February 26, 2018

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