Third place friend

When you or another person is always third place when there is a friend ranking.

Hey! You are my third place friend! Right after Sheila and Kobe!

by Pop13 May 05, 2023

It's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?

When you don't know something or someone so you just say "it's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?"

"What kind of mineral is this?"
"It's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?"

by Scyroo May 12, 2025

Lol you’re just jealous Atiny I don’t want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry

Lol you’re just jealous Atiny I don’t want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry

Lol you’re just jealous Atiny I don’t want to be your friends because my in law is getting marry

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

backseat friend

The one that is always just there, they get invited but they are more of an extra in the background or… in the backseat. Mutually known but gets left out, doesn’t really know why they tag along.

There is a duo in this trio, why am I even here I am just the backseat friend.

I like hanging out with them, they keep each other entertained and I just get to stare at a tree or something, the backseat friend :)

by Batman055 February 03, 2025

Freedom Friend

A person that you like, care about, and are able to be your best self around. Not a relationship for whatever reasons, but it’s close enough

Ay how’s your Freedom Friend doing, bro?

Oh you mean Nora? Yeah, she’s prolly chillin rn

by Lildaan June 28, 2020

My Friend the Comet

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there

Dude, did you see all those gross videos on My Friend the Comet??

by crazymofo11 March 12, 2014

pimple friend

A friend you wanna get rid of but you can't because she is clingy

Jennette:stacy is so annoying she is my pimple friend
Beth:omg I hate her too
Stacy:oh...

by TurtleNector July 07, 2023