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My dog stepped on a bee

A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court
by Just a human_6 February 23, 2023
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Nebraskan Chili Cheese Dog

When you throw up on your penis and have your girlfriend lick it off
I didn’t feel so well so my girlfriend offered to do the Nebraskan Chili Cheese Dog.
by Dorm Room Hacks October 13, 2021
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[San Jose] [Chili Dog]

A San Jose Chili Dog is when you titty-fuck a woman after taking a giant, steamy shit on her chest.
I have the squirts today, therefore I think I'll give my bitch a San Jose Chili Dog!
by Longrod12Vonhugendong June 23, 2016
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Human Dog marrige movement

A movement that seeks to make it legal for a human to marry a Dog.
by Judge dredd7 October 15, 2011
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New York Chili Dog

When you fuck someone in the ass and immediately shove your shit covered dick in their mouth.
Yo, that motherfucker gave her a New York Chili Dog last night.
by Darkfire69 October 21, 2017
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Look who the dog barked in

This is the opposite of "Look who the cat dragged in"
Tom-Look who the dog barked in

Jim-Hahaha look who the cat dragged in
by I coin this term December 27, 2019
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as rough as old dog's tits

means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel
That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.

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After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.
by AnnaHughes August 3, 2007
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