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douche bag

a boy in seventh grade in texas named Gray Ballweg. he decided to ask his girlfriend for n00des and then she said no so he dumped her. THAT'S WHAT DOUCHEBAGS DO!
Dang girl that kid Gray is such a douche bag. He used his girlfriend for n00des. Ew.
by ratcumonmyface April 1, 2020
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Land bag

Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.
“Here comes the land bag to collect the rent.”
by Faultliner May 26, 2025
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douche bag

Me: I ate a cupcake
Kenneth Krause: you're fat, i'm a douche bag
by nooneyoullfindout October 5, 2012
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Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.
My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.
by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022
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weed tea bag

when a man lathers his ball sack in Cannabis oil or other Cannabis infused edible substance and their partner licks or sucks it off.
The neighbour gave me a weed tea bag and it didn't work.
by Sduvvy August 8, 2023
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Throwing the Bag

Messing up plans or failing something intentionally. Synonym phrase of "throwing," for further emphasis.
Person A: Did you see Noah canceled his plans to hang out with his girl?
Person B: God, he's actually throwing the bag.
by Sigmasauce June 20, 2024
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a-bagging

Dipping your balls into a willing females butthole.
Lauren isn't a big fan of tea - bagging but will spread her cheeks wide for a good A-bagging.

Butt dog in the bathtub sex moves
by Juan Doe 7 November 28, 2015
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