Similar to “I’ll hold my tongue.” But if you are texting you hold your fingers back from saying something you probably shouldn’t.
Person: “I think it’s funny to say I’m dumping my balls.”

Me: “I will hold my fingers so I don’t text something inappropriate.”
by Itsyouwhome January 25, 2021
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When you are about to fingerblast a bitch to investigate the safety of her pussy in preparation for fuckage.
Cole: I had a bad case of faulty fingers when I hooked up with Alexa.

Logan: Let me find out!
by Alexabastttttt February 23, 2018
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Putting your fingers into someone or somethings ass hole and curffulfleing it violently 🤯
Damn my danceing fingers made her shit her pants
by BJ bjBj February 4, 2018
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The act of inserting a finger (typically the fore-finger) from one hand into the vagina, the finger from the other hand into the anus, and clapping them together against the thin layer separating the rectum from the vagina.

Similar to a finger high-five but with one-to- two people.
I applauded her fellating skills by finger clapping her after I came.
by SlvrBulet January 6, 2022
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Fingers Up Nose Syndrome is a genetic disorder commonly found in 15 Year old Arma 3 Players where they sound like they have their fingers jammed up their nose. There is no known cure for this disorder but there is hope for when Arma 4 gets released.
Wow these kids have a bad case of Fingers Up Nose Syndrome.
by Geeezzz1231 July 31, 2019
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When a person aggressively fingers their ass at maximum volume
by Asher Woney September 30, 2023
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when your fingers are bigger than your penis
“wow dave did you put your penis inside her?” “no man she said it was too small so I was stuck finger blasting her instead”
by heiwhduxhehw March 23, 2018
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