Best friends

Shoving a ducks beak up your friends ass and eating it’s poo later

My best friends had gay sex

by Bsyesisk February 1, 2024

Loner friends

Friends that can’t find any bf/gf so they just fuck each other

-Wanna be loner friends that fuck

- since we can’t find anyone else to sure

by Hellcat racer triangle man January 4, 2021

Best friend's brother

The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)

person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh

by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022

friend ghosting

A horrible way to end a nebulous hookup situation with someone you don’t exactly like to avoid confrontation.

“Dude how’s Stacy?”
“I don’t know man, I think she’s totally friend ghosting me, she barely answers my texts anymore.”

by shiftyshady May 3, 2018

Local Friend

When you consider someone a friend, based on location.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.

Since *fucktard* moved to *shitholetown* I really lost touch, too bad its 45 minutes away.
He was really just a Local Friend.

by SurfingChef March 12, 2010

Friend Request

Your Ticket to hell

"This asshole sent me a friend request on twitter"

by the SD60 in your bedroom December 18, 2021

Friends

The BEST 1990s TV show ever.

Some Girl: "You should watch Friends, itsa great TV show."

by Best_Definitions_101 December 2, 2019