Fuck bag

A female with no legs,dwarf,or midget that average size man uses for sex.

Damn she's a little fuck bag.

by fluffy tummy March 28, 2013

Cabbage Bags

Pair of big titties that smile like ripe cabbage.

Tim motorboated that bar pig and said she had some cabbage bags.

by Richard Hangslow June 3, 2019

stas bag

A skimp bag of pot. Usually consists of the end stems, and half nugs found only in the very most bottom of the bag.

Yeah, I pawn starred that kid with a stas bag.

by End Couch November 22, 2011

Bean bagged

The female act of rubbing the clitoris on the face of another in jest. This act is generally void of intimacy.

"Bro I was so wasted and this girl straight bean bagged me"
"Buddy was passed out and this chick whipped out her goya and bean bagged him"

by Bumsheek September 20, 2015

Bagged Up

“Bagged Up” is a phrase that you use when you have a decent or comfortable amount of money on you or in your bank account on a short term basis.

Can also be used to refer to having a good amount of pretty much anything you see valuable at the time.

“Just wait. Come payday, I’ll be bagged up again.”

by WhateverPanda February 26, 2022

Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

carrion bag

A bag full of rotting animal meat you take onto a plane

Place your bag here. If it fits, it’s a carry-on. If not, please check it. If it’s filled with rotting meat, it’s a carrion bag. Seriously, just… just get rid of it.

by PBJelly6 November 5, 2023