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Friends with Penefits

Someone you wouldn't really talk to except that sitting next to them in class comes with the crucial benefit of always being able to borrow their pens.

Fuccbois and fuccgirls worldwide begin making friends with penefits around middle school, and perfect the technique in high school and college. Shy students with large, adorned pencil cases are often the targets.

Always a one-sided relationship. Taker will gnaw on pen caps the way lovers gnaw on hearts.
From 7th grade through 11th grade, Teddy thought Alyssa and him might have a future together after sitting together in English for 6 years. However, when he started using a tablet and stylus instead of his Pilot pens, she moved to sit next to Chad and he realised they had never been anything more than friends with penefits.
by daltonjfk October 3, 2019
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Friends

Hi to all my friends,If your reading this that means that I love y'all.To be honest I was not expecting this.But if you read this that mean that i love y'all.When I become crazy and noisy I become a big brother for no reason.To be honest it's really tired to become a big brother but my friends always here in my back to cheer me up.And that's why I love them,But since my old friends never go outside I was sad cause I cannot believe that they will never go outside,But it's okay cause there is my friends who support me.And I love them so much
and I will do everything to protect them and make them laugh.And that's my letter dedicated to them.

I love u all and always remember Onii chan will be always in your side to make you laugh and make smile every day.

Love:Cj(Onii chan)
by Oniu chan August 17, 2021
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thick friends

by Cmesen3248 March 18, 2021
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BYOJ Friend

A BYOJ (Bail You Outta Jail) friend on the top of your friend hierarchy. This is the person who will answer your collect call from the county jail at 3am, and bond your ass out ASAP.
Jen and Kaley are, legit, the best friends ever. I mean, I have good friends but they are my BYOJ friends.
by Dr. Blabby July 3, 2022
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squeaky friends

"The friends we all have and we all love"

A word Sora the Troll used to substitute for "children/kids"
A: Instead of calling people Squeakers, call them squeaky friends.
by arrokoth September 9, 2020
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friend digger

A he/she who dates someone older or more popular for the sole reason of gaining more friends, party invitations. Usually an attractive outcast.
my new girlfriend is great, but she never wants us to hang out alone, she always wants to meet my friends

oh dude that's a friend digger!
by thegirlnextdoor89 November 20, 2010
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fake friend

a fake friend is that stupid bitch that doesn’t want u to be happy in anyway. That stupid ass bitch doesn’t want to stand up for you and is just craving for popularity
Zia is so mean to me! I would never want to be with a fake friend
by buttercupniche November 13, 2019
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