a bitch ear is your favourite ear to bitch to, and usually belongs to another person. unless they are dead. which makes the bitch ear a bit pointless.
basically, the person you moan to about your shitty life :)
basically, the person you moan to about your shitty life :)
Ben: Dude, whats up with Hayley, she looks a bit upset
Jerry: It's cool, i'll find out later, i'm her bitch ear.
Jerry: It's cool, i'll find out later, i'm her bitch ear.
by mrbeefy0811 September 23, 2011
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Get the fizzy bitch mug.A girl who grows up in Redford Township, MI. Not only does she aspire to be a guest on Jerry Springer but knows its her destiny because shes a trifle ass, gamey bitch always on some bullshit, looking to get over on a motherfucker thinking because shes a loud mouth in your face cunt she has the right to nigger up your world anytime she pleases simply because your the sucker stupid enough to be her old man so you must be a douche bag.
Person #1 Hey dude wheres your girl??
Person #2 Oh that Redford Bitch?? We aint together anymore...
Person #1 Really why??
Person #2 Cuz bro you can take the bitch outta Redford but you cant take the Redford outta the bitch
Person #2 Oh that Redford Bitch?? We aint together anymore...
Person #1 Really why??
Person #2 Cuz bro you can take the bitch outta Redford but you cant take the Redford outta the bitch
by Shannananigans September 25, 2013
Get the Redford Bitch mug.Referring to the act of porking a girl in the titanic position without a condom pulling out at the last moment thrust-throw her, cumshot from a distance, walk away slowly, make a sandwich and chill out with a beer, and sleep.
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Get the Bitch Brawl mug.A woman who a person sleeps with, purely because she provides them with expensive clothing. A stitch bitch is the female version of a thread daddy.
I'd like to see other people, but I've got my eye on a new Armani suit. If I ditch my stitch bitch now, I'll never be able to afford them until the end of season sale.
by aquietword October 12, 2011
Get the stitch bitch mug.A type of catch-22 where you deflect a woman attempting to escalate your relationship by claiming your kids are your priority. If the woman complains about it you can cut her off, if she doesn't complain you retain your freedom. In either case you maintain hand because you effectively prevent escalation of the relationship.
Shelob asked me to spend the weekend with her but I told her my kids are in town, snared her in a bitch-22.
by mtnthc August 6, 2016
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