national douchebag day

For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on

Ellie: happy national douchebag day!
Robert: thanks…

by Little guy 02 August 26, 2021

National Pajonalds day

Go to Macdonald's in your PJs with your friends after getting baked with them the night before

Hey you coming to my house tonight? Tomorrow is National Pajonalds Day

by Imamess November 1, 2019

National sit on lap day

On March 10th u can sit on anyone lap for the day

exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Then: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 10, 2022

National Nudes Day

National Nudes Day starts December 5th at 00:00 until December 6th 00:00. During this time, anybody who's asked has to send one.

Its a special day so lets all enjoy a little fun!

Boy: Hey, Its October 5th. National Nudes Day.
Girl: Oh... How could I forget!
Girl: *Takes Picture and sends to boy*
Boy: Wow! Thanks for the picture
Girl: No problem! Have a nice day! ^_^

by Yoinkey October 5, 2022

National Fucking Day

The 27th of March it's the National Fucking Day were you fuck a friend or a lover

Person#1 : I gotta fuck you today!
Person#2: Why?
Person#1: Beacuse it's the 27th march! It's National Fucking Day

by Yamx March 27, 2021

National slap a tommy day

If u know a tommy slap themm

It’s National slap a tommy day slap themm

by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019

National Eeffoc day

National Eefffoc day is held on the 6/7, every 41 years. This is to commemorate @ markbillett14 hilarious coffee spelt backwards video

Coffee spelt backwards is eeffoc, which is funny, because until i’ve had my coffee, i don’t give eeffoc about anything.
“Yo bro it’s national eeffoc day”
Cool!

by druski.danceontiktok August 22, 2025