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What's red, and bad for your teeth?

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*
by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023
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National Have Sex With A Tyler Wearing Red Day

If you see a Tyler wearing the color red, on April 20th, you must have sex with him if you are a girl rated 8 or above.
"Oh it is national have sex with a Tyler wearing red day, let's go fuck a Tyler together."
by Lilythe10whojustfuckedTyler March 26, 2021
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Red skin girl

A light - skinned female with bad intensions particularly for men. They tend to be number 1 in “dem gyal ya wicked” category
“I don’t play with red skin girls. Deyd do you the worst
by themanhimself100 October 29, 2022
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girl in red

H: Hey do you listen to girl in red?
T: Yea I do
H: oh so are You a lesbian then?
T: yea
by existing_sucks September 12, 2022
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Red Belly Monkeying

R-ed Bell-ee Mon-key-ing

verb.

The act of fucking upside down while both suspended with ropes and pulleys. Named after the red belly monkey, the only animal known to fuck upside down.
"Hey Janice, want to try red belly monkeying tonight? I just went to the hardware store and got everything we need!
by Douchebag Ryan ;)" February 26, 2020
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Sexyy Red

The worst singer to ever walk on this forsaken earth. A absolute disgrace the the black community. Like seriously, how did she even get a career rapping about her stank meow meow? She has a coochie that stinks of Santa claus and Justin Bieber's backshot air to the power of pi. She sounds like Britney Spears getting beat up by Beethoven at a Nirvana featuring Harriet Tubman concert. Plus, She is so FUGLYYYY and has a head shaped like a jalapeño pepper. Her music sounds like some boy named Benjamin-Patrick shoved his penis into my ear and started graping my fucking ear canal.

Was actually somewhat relevant in 2023-mid 2024 but now nobody gaf about her so she tryna feature with other actually decent song writers, which is a massive fail. She has two unfortunate kids (that both have two different traumatized baby daddies) also posted her S3× tape on insta as a desperate attempt to go viral. Everytime she twerks, Russia could smell her butt juices.

She's so ugly it makes me wanna cry.
Sexyy red: My cooch good which is why i got two baby daddies!

Sexyy red fan: HELLL YEAH! *twerking except nothing MOVING*

*both of them got hit by a train.*
by Thedefiiiinnerr March 12, 2025
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Red eyed wolf

A red eyed black wolf, specifically in a tattoo, is a way to recognize a sex offender.
Look at that fat woman with the red eyed wolf tattoo, she must be a pedo.
by Kyle00110 February 7, 2024
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