penis

the one and only thing that i would like to suck.

i want that in my mouth "penis"

by anonymous June 14, 2022

Penis

A small dick

A penis can’t fit inside me

by Manmaanboy69 January 16, 2020

Penis

A big cock

Anna has a big penis

by Swaglet June 3, 2021

Pea Penis

"Pea Penis" is a term used to describe a below average penis length.

Girl: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WE'RE BREAKING UP!!!
WIFE: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!

by peepisser April 3, 2022

Penis

Only I have one cus I'm built different

I peed out my penis

by Buffin October 22, 2020

penis

something that trans men (like myself) wish they had.

guy 1: my penis is bigger than yours.
guy 2: literally ded, sobbing

by trannymaxine January 31, 2022

Leaning tower of Penis

Same concept as an Eiffel Tower, but your buddy is too drunk. So, you lay him on a flat surface to compensate while you hit it doggystyle

Yo, Connor can’t stand bruh. Maybe you should test out the Leaning Tower of Penis instead of the Eiffel Tower tonight.

by Watkins978 November 8, 2020