penis safari

The act of getting your arm stuck in a washing machine.

"What's up with tom!?" "I think he is going on a penis safari!"

by pussydestroyer17 June 23, 2023

Penis

The thing everyone loves to suck on

Oh is love to suck on a penis

by ur mom licks me at night May 25, 2022

frogs penis

Small round circle thing that u stick into another frogs mouth

I went to the park and seen a frogs penis in another frog's mouth.

by Ggfrog May 6, 2018

Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.

Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021

Penis

A body part from a guy 12-13 year old morons use for comedy.

Idiot 12 year old: Penis.

Other idiot 12 year old: *w h e e z e* You're so funny Harold

by Himynameisjo November 7, 2022

Penis

The things all boys think are fin to play with
The big big dangler

wanna play with my penis

sure

you like it .. Wait why is it hard
wanna put it up my pussy
lets try it

by im just like that May 16, 2022

Penis

Pp. I-i-I-ithlam- ithlammed I thlammed my penith in the car door

Me: bro I slammed my cock in the car door 💔😕
Me: 💔⛓🥀dhmu only the real ones know 💔⛓🥀

Penis

by Dyingtea September 12, 2021