Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.

by The radio dude November 24, 2021

Trunk Monkey

A person who is black that can't drive

man I hate those trunk monkeys

by CrAcK_mOnKeY195 December 19, 2022

Monkey

1. The animal that has fur and a tail and is often compared to humans
2. Anal sex (moon key Monday key)

That monkey has the monkey

by Master of beargreen January 6, 2024

monkey cult

Biggest group of monkeys in the modern world. Also is the coolest

Monkey cult is the biggest group of real monkeys in the modern world

by bruhskiithe1st May 21, 2021

Monkey Sun God

The Monkey Sun God originated from the "Bloons TD Series," TD for Tower Defense, made by Ninja Kiwi. It is an all-powerful being who devotes most of its time to popping balloons that are trying to attack a monkey village.

"The Super Monkey was finally turned into the Monkey Sun God, the all-powerful balloon decimator. Also known as the protector of monkeys.

by Monkey_Sun_God October 5, 2022

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Chunky monkey

A sexual act involving dropping a lumpy turd into a sexual partners mouth and making them swallow it whole. The next day, you give them multiple laxatives and making them shit it back out onto a random animal of your choosing (such as a monkey)

“Me and Sarah did the chunky monkey last night, it got all over the dog”

by 2001legohagrid January 11, 2022