bag shagger

Jumps on the first thing they see moving and tries to have sex with it....

Person 1: This guy just reached out to me from years ago. I hardly know him and he claims we're close friends.

Person 2: Yeah sounds like a right bag shagger...

by Marky20900 October 2, 2023

Bag o Sorrys

When someone takes something of worth from you and gives you back a bag filled with little pieces of paper that read " Sorry".

I took my Bag o Sorrys to the car dealership man to buy a new car, and he said they have no value! He also said they are a currency from insane people.

by LittleLamb777 June 12, 2018

John in the Bag

A cheap Chinese knock-off of Jack in the Box.

Where do you want to eat?

John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.

by Aidanj123 May 9, 2018

bugout bag

An emergency preparedness “go-bag” that is stocked with essentials and packed as a precautionary measure - then stowed away for security (hidden but readily-accessible). The main purpose of this bugout bag is to supply yourself with just enough sustenance and/or security measures for getting you from compromised territory (point A ) to a bunker, shelter, or other sanctuary of your choice (point B)

They say not to overpack your bugout bag because doing so may get you targeted and/or more easily apprehended by the opposition in route to your bugout shelter.

by jammneggs February 2, 2025

egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!

Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.

by Eggolus July 19, 2022

Crust bag

When you are dehydrated but continue to live you life.

Morgan: Oh man! I haven't drinken water in forever I feel like a crust bag .
Leah: Drink some water then

by Leahissuperfunny May 30, 2018

sleeping bag

The act of a bartender when dealing with indecisive patrons where he places his right foot on a rail so his balls are directly in line with the patrons face. Often joined with swaying back and forth by the bartender.

The customers wouldn't decide on a drink so the bartender gave them the sleeping bag.

by gratefulbed November 1, 2006