A term used to define someone who likes getting high all the time and pisses off everyone around them by acting as though it is cool.
Jenny: you hang out with Harrison this weekend?
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.
by sehunsimmons September 20, 2016
Get the mushroom monkeysmug. Flying monkey was coined by the movie Wizard of Oz where Wicked Witch dispatches flying monkeys to retrieve Dorothy and her dog. Flying monkeys are the narcissist followers that smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you. With the targeted individual program, the CIA runs electronic harassment and the FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and dispatch flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability.
by TI Satan June 26, 2023
Get the Flying monkeymug. An innocent sounding name, that hides the soul destroying reality of trapping errant adventure motorcyclists in a never ending loop of pain. A track so nasty all future new tracks are weighed against it.. "Hmmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?"
Hmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?
How hard could it be?, um, Monkey Gum..
We must be near the top of Monkey Gum..
How hard could it be?, um, Monkey Gum..
We must be near the top of Monkey Gum..
by SpecialGaz August 27, 2022
Get the Monkey Gummug. by Swagboys99444444 October 2, 2020
Get the Monkey horsemug. A parody of "just give me my money!"
by plato! November 7, 2024
Get the just give me my monkeymug. Monkeys are small, mostly harmless primates (see deformed stupid humans) ranging from just under 3 feet to roughly half the length of the ISS. They are most well-known for throwing feces, plotting to reincarnate Darth Vader and take over the world, and spreading the widespread disease known as post-traumatic-autism-disorder or PTAD. They usually start as smart humans, but slowly get more and more insane when exposed to other Monkeys (usually in High School) and eventually transform into the stage we know as "braindead". Then, there's no escaping the deplorable and hairy transformation to what we call a "deformed chimpanzee". Not only are they 50% more likely to become monkeys if their parents are as well, but they always seem to have a lasting relationship with croissants. Recent studies show that monkeys, are in fact, flammable, and can only be doused with radioactive kittens.
by A bing bong user March 27, 2024
Get the Monkeymug. by twookie September 16, 2022
Get the Losing my monkeysmug.