Brown Christmas

When a guy shits in his partners vagina during sexual intercourse

Guy 1 "yo, have you ever done the brown Christmas with your girl"
Guy 2 "no, wtf?"

by Ragulishious January 9, 2024

hal brown

Pale, hairy, creepy, nerd. Resembles a guerrilla or big foot but in human form.

He's a "hal brown". I know, he needs to shaves of something.

by Sloaner Boaner December 8, 2017

brown shampooer

During a sexual act one partner drags their rear across a hairy chest while defecating leaving a brown streak in the hair (carpet)

My chest still stinks after that brown shampooer

by Dick Shon Neary February 22, 2025

MArcus brown quii quii quavious the third cousiton Dequavioun Lu

A Big cuck who likes to get fucked by dudes

"Hi my name is MArcus brown quii quii quavious the third cousiton Dequavioun Lu and I like to get fucked by dudes" also my phone number is [phone]

by Chip ahoys April 28, 2024

brown rope

A rope indicates a leadership role in the military and is worn on the shoulder of a uniform. Brown rope is an unofficial leadership role that isn't indicated by a literal rope, but by a person who is known to be a dirt bag and is exemplary at being a dirt bag.

Airman Brown is a real dirt bag, brown rope. Unlike Airman Parry; she is the white rope holy guide on bearer.

by holy guide on bearer November 16, 2015

Brown Jellyfish

When a woman (or man) puts on a condom and their sexual partner shits on the condom and takes it off, and then proceeds to snort said condom and pulls it directly out of their mouth and repeats until the condom no longer has shit on it.

“Did you guys hear what Levin and Presley did last night? I heard they were just bored and did a brown jellyfish.”

by Foxracinghats February 1, 2021

white and brown

Cocaine and Heroin

White and brown for when you're down

by Internet-Induced-Schitzo October 26, 2022