supercritical nut

A climax so powerful that it causes permanent damage within the male testicular region mainly the balls. Once experiencing this the male usually feels large amounts of euphoria and adrenaline as semen is shot out everywhere draining the males testicles. This massive shot blasts at velocities so powerful it ruptures the inner lining of the genitalia causing permanent damage.

John: Where’s joe?
Peter: He’s in the hospital.
John: What for?
Peter: He’s experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro wicked skill issue.

by broken_nova147 June 1, 2021

Cute Sneaky Nuts

The worst group chat in the world. Full of annoying parxies.

I blocked Cute Sneaky Nuts months ago!

by frootdick November 9, 2019

kamakazi nut

When you are about to bust when you are beating the fuck out ya meat and you yell you’re parents name and bust before they get there

I was beating my meat and I kamakazi nut and I didn’t get caught

by The meme lord of all lords October 6, 2017

cincinnati nut roll

When you spend the night drinking draft beer and salted peanuts, and then the next morning you drop a steaming deuce on your girls chest.

She wanted an Amber Heard but i gave her a Cincinnati nut roll also

by Cincinnati Bob June 4, 2022

Nut clutch

Slang for A women's vagina.

This random girl i met last night let me hit the nut clutch

by Kasketman December 18, 2020

a nut for a jar of tuna

like racecar, no matter how you spell it, frontwards or backwards, it’s still the same.

gumball: that’s like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!
darwin: backwards!
gumball: …a nut for a jar of tuna.
darwin: oh

by a weirdo who likes tawog February 26, 2023

Distant Nut

The act of one self nutting and trying to aim the streem of sperm into one's mouth.

Person A: asks person B. If person B has done the Distant Nut

by Master designer August 29, 2025