Deez Nuts

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.

Mom: what did your dad tell you to do?
Son: "Deez Nuts."

by psmith69412 March 30, 2019

No nut November

Every year the male gender try’s not to nut for a month

Guy: I successfully completed no nut November

by Ian is coll 1284 November 22, 2020

chode nut

A person who is being rude/ a little bitch

hey john is such a chode nut

by qwertyuiop234567890 March 5, 2016

Nut Barrage

To inflict violence upon someone or something using one's own, or another individual's testicles as a weapon.

I just got Nut Barraged!

by William Rentes September 4, 2018

nut trumpet

A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption

I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet

by Lorenzo Lameass February 24, 2024

Joe Nuts

Joe... Nuts...

Joe Nuts.

by VEanOuf tzhe WIriter May 4, 2023

Skump Nut

the best type of nut… originated from some bored chick who likes fucking with her words and named her friends that

Yo what’s up skump nuts!

by SkumpNutz September 7, 2022