bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Penis

A person who has the fattest thumping thunder balls off a cock.

dude 1: Oh man I'm a vag!
dude 2: Damn that sucks to be you penis is the better gender

by thewiseone2000 February 14, 2022

Penis Horting

When your penis horts

"my penis horting"

by RealBossBaby March 21, 2022

Penis sisters

Sisters or friends that have both had sex with the same man.

Shelly and Sarah are penis sisters now that Sarah is banging John.

by Boss Panda December 28, 2021

chicken nigga penis

when a male of african descent reveals his schmeat to his potential mate but it is so malformed that it resembles a chicken leg, breading and all.

Darius: "Man... fuck my life."

Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"

Darius: "I tried to get freaky with Shaniqua but she said I had a chicken nigga penis..."

Percy: "Oof bro..."

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake January 15, 2025

Penis

A toy stuck on a man for the female to play with during sex

Let me play with your penis

by HelloSmashCodeCeedayy May 29, 2019

Penis

when you are age 1 to 10 the are small when you ages 11 to 12 they start to get big
when they are hard and it feels good to rub it a.k.a masturbating and then semen,cum,or sprem
doing sex woman like to suck it a.k.a blowjob use the hand rub a.k.a handjob or use their feet a.k.a footjob and woman like in their ass or vagina

All men have a penis

by FullerHouseking101 March 12, 2021