slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"

by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

That's it I'm closing the cheese!

by Guuurl January 27, 2019

Grill This Cheese

Used in two different ways, one way is to show that you have lost interest into something and wish to do something else.
Also used in a way to show defense against someone who mocks you

(Example 1)
Me: Man, this party is straight farm to nug bro, let's grill this cheese
Friend: Ight bro, this place is boring
(Example 2)

Yo i'm really bout to grill this cheese right now if he don't stop talking that bull

by Carter720 March 12, 2019

Mean grilled cheese

An outrageous spectacular supercalifragilisticexpialidocious grilled cheese. Superior to all other grilled cheeses.

Baxter: What’s for dinner?
Trick: I’m making some mean grilled cheeses you want one?
Baxter: yeye

by TuckYourChainz March 13, 2019

Mark Lee cheese

A tall skinny lanky cunt who likes to fuck p7s he is a cheese string and he hits woman and fucks josh

Oh look mark Lee cheese is raping another p7

by Illum7109 April 22, 2019

Off the CHEESE

Totally mind blowing amazing.

If Chanel asks me to direct a campaign, that shit will be off the CHEESE.

by Fashion Week News on Facebook May 28, 2019