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by JaCoLo September 21, 2020
Get the Cum Bubblingmug. by Masterofthebathing December 23, 2019
Get the Cum Cavemug. Both stared lovingly in each others eyes, Margot lurched forward, and grabbed the 16.9 inch dick that belonged to William, she tasted it, so hard, so sweet, she thought, then she sucked it, William moaned in pleasure, Margot sucked harder, she slurped, licked, even tried to swallow, and felt the nice, warm cum flow into her throat, into her stomach, William took this chance and grabbed her by the hair, he flipped her on the sofa with one fell swoop and stuck his cock in, he fucked, hard, he felt her insides churning but did not care, he heard Margot moaning, saying things like "harder" or "deeper!" William smirked to himself, this was just the beginning, he grabbed her tits "squishy!" he thought, and squeezed those little mangoes as he came inside her, she gasped, and fell back, shuddering, William proceeded to put his cock, now as hard as a rock, into Margot's mouth, and rammed it like a maniac, Margot snapped back to life, yelling, but then, she grabbed a dildo, and rammed it into her wet, tight pussy, she rammed and rammed until it was raining cum, then she passed out, William then proceeded to give her anal...
by TheUrbanAuthor69420 September 27, 2022
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by LabGirllol February 19, 2019
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Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
by greenbot4 February 20, 2023
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Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"
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by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025
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