small penis

a penis that’s smaller than 6”

“Dude my bf has such a small penis”

by champagnepapi2.0 November 14, 2021

Penis piercing

What’s the under the skin piercing called

The prince ? Penis Piercing

by Kl0ve78 January 24, 2022

Penis Piercing

A piercing on the penis; usually on the tip.

Lebrons penis piercing made him undesireable to have sex with.

by Jagonathon August 08, 2023

Pubic Penis Paste

a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches

Damn bro you been using that Pubic Penis Paste?

by Greasy Ball Guy February 25, 2020

penis panels

an object that helps your penis get longer

Person 1: penis panels
person 2: ok

by penis panels May 31, 2021

penis sighting

a moment of real terror for most people, knowing too much about a close one's body.

"why is alex crying"
"oh a penis sighting"

by wonderfullydead September 08, 2015

Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019