Your mom gay

A witty comeback with such magnitude that when applied to some unsuspecting noob they can do nothing except melt or disintegrate like the Nazis at the end if Indiana Jones.
Can occasionally be countered by a veciforous "no u."

Craig: yo bitch youre a stupid idiot.

Kevin: hey man that's not cool
Craig: no seriously bitch you can't even do math
Kevin: oh yea, well... YOUR MOM GAY!!!!
Craig: NO UUUUU!!!!!
Kevin: hdjeofjsvsifeknendkrkfndbsksnfn

Alternate universe:

Craig: yo bitch youre a stupid idiot.

Kevin: hey man that's not cool
Craig: no seriously bitch you can't even do math
Kevin: oh yea, well... YOUR MOM GAY!!!!
Craig: beiaofjrbskdbjdksksbuebsmsh

by Thotslayer911 May 8, 2018

Your moms house

The best comeback to ever exist. Nothing will be Your moms house. NOTHING

Friend: what’s the weather
Me: Your moms house

by Howugay101 November 10, 2019

Your mom gay

The ultimate insult in which you will catch the big gae if you do not retaliate quickly with a "no u." If you happen to catch the big gae you could spontaneity combust and you will go directly to hell.

Also, your family will take your virginity

So please do remember to retaliate with "no u" if ever told that your mom gay or else your family could eat your penis

Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 3: Both u mom gay
Person 1 and 2: *Parents suck penis* *God throws them through stair way tioheaven directly to hell* *Dies*

by RyanIsSOOOOOOOOGAY666 June 1, 2018

your mom gay

this is how to completly destroy anyone.

Guy 69420: hi

Guy 2: your mom gay
Guy 69420: (gets deleted from existince)

by how many pseudonyms are there November 18, 2021

your mom on a bun

a sexyaul menuver used by conor kempton

"your mom on a bun and she is loving it OOO YEAh

i did louis' mom !!!

by Louis Serino December 28, 2005

your mom called

originally derived from "your mom" but suffixing the "called" after a brief pause to add comedy and confussion to the recipiant

person a: dude, you're dumb
person b: oh yeah... well... your mom!... called.
person a: (confused) seriously?

by luker May 28, 2004

Your Mom

What someone would say if they can't think of a retaliation.

Guy 1: "You idiot!"
Guy 2: "Your Mom"

by DeadHeadProd August 7, 2009