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your mom called 

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.
Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)
your mom called by Phalanxx January 6, 2010

your mom 

the answer to all lifes questions and queries.
you: whats the meaning of life?
me: your mom

you: what we having for tea tonight?
me: your mom

you: wheres sam?
me: with your mom
your mom by DinkyDizzy May 8, 2005

Your reality is not my reality

My life experiences have shaped my opinion and my outlook on life. Your life experiences have really screwed with your head.
Your reality is not my reality" can be subsituted for any of the following phrases: "What the hell are you thinking?" -or- "You and I do not see eye-to-eye" -or- "it's not my fault you have a hole in your neck - why are you grossing me out with your stop smoking commercial?

Your brother a mother 

You thought “your sister a mister” was bad? Say this to somebody and the devil himself will come alive and make your opponent cease to exist.
“Hey buddy, your brother a mother
“Shit.”

your granny a tranny 

Almost the worst and most devastating insult one could deliver to another. Only thing that can beat it would be 'Ur grandpap a trap'
Ben: ur mom gay...
Alex: your granny a tranny...
Ben: *wiped from existence*

your dog a frog 

Your granny a tranny

No u
No u
Your dog a frog
your dog a frog by Griffball123 March 24, 2018