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Yard Open

A prison term called out by inmates to indicate the area is free of guards and to proceed with passing contraband or delivering messages. It is also something to call out when someone bends over to indicate a bootyhole is open for business.
"Ay, can I get a yard check? Any 12 out there? -Nah, yard's open man."
"Damn, dropped my soap. -YARD OPEN!"
by ThunderBoss September 16, 2021
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yard fixer

A person who owes another points (favor) and fixes (tidies) a yard.
We have some important people coming over. Will you guys be yard fixers?
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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Yard shitter

An endearing and culturally flavorful term for an Appalachian familly's toddler-aged child whom has yet to master shitting in the appropriate receptical. The parents opt to elicit the child to roam bare-assed outdoors at home, and sequentially squat on the front lawn to relieve themselves.
"Morin', Chad. Think you might have stepped in my yard shitter's business on your way in. Think you can clean that off the carpet?"
by Anus Von Shitzen January 25, 2020
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Yard

Commonly rephrased as "Yona".
Used when making fun of Yona.
"Hey, Yard"
"StOooOP!"
by yaard December 18, 2021
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yard sale

A weekend cash-raising event where either you are selling strips of sod from your front lawn, or all the items for sale are three feet long.
I was gonna widen the asphalt parking-area in front of my house, so I carefully cut the grassy sod into easy-to-manage three-foot-long strips, neatly rolled it up and bagged it, and then held a yard sale.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Ten yard cock licker

A slut cheerleader that has put her mouth on ten yards of cock.
Hey did you hear about Tiffany?
No, what about her?
She was caught having an orgy with the whole football team!
wow, what a ten yard cock licker.
by SomeItalian November 9, 2023
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50 yard challenge

Brought to you by the guy who brought the 500 chin up challenge and the 2 ton bench press challenge, the 50 yard challenge is the one where you mow 50 yards in one hour, or you mow one yard by the time the guy finishes a 50 yard dash, depending on what rules the guy makes.
Guy 1-Nobody can do that, mow 50 yards in one hour, no way.
Guy 2- There's just been one guy only to do it so far, the guy who invented the 50 yard challenge. He mowed 50 yards in one hour fair and square, without cheating, without taking steroids. He's a special guy, he's almost like a god to the other people who took the challenge, even the other guy doing the challenge who finished a couple weeks after this guy thinks he is.
by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020
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