Work aikido

Doing some bull crap while on the job, that doesn't really qualify as actual work. Something to do to look busy when a boss comes around, but not exerting any energy or really doing anything that is productive.
Nick, "Shit man, we got a code 'I'!"
Vance, "Yo, I'm a tenth degree black belt in Work aikido. Watch me arrange the shit out of those batteries!"
Vance "faces" batteries, bringing them to the forward.

Working at Walgreens reading a magazine at the front cash register. Boss man comes up, and you "top" the cigarettes. That means you push them down so they are all as packed tight towards the bottom rack as possible. "Way to go Vance, really keeping that cig display good looking. Gold star material!"
by VMoneyHos (V$) May 19, 2008
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course work

when youtake a teachers head andwipe your arse with it
by sexually confused tossa October 22, 2003
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Work Husband

A male co-worker who gets all sorts of baked goods, free coffees and a lot of sexual harassment leeway and still complains about having a work-ball-and-chain and no fringe benefits
Emily's work husband, Matt, is always complaining that she asks for expensive things but manages to forget all the nice things she does for him on a daily basis
by elemmy16 September 02, 2010
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work crapper

You know he's a work crapper he goes in the bathroom every day after lunch.
by Maggie April 19, 2005
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Work Ethnic

The amount of work one must do based on skin color to get ahead in this world...See also Affirmitive Action
A caucasian male doesnt get into a college with a 3.5 GPA, while his african american counterpart gets accepted with a 1.5 GPA do to his Work Ethnic.
by Derrrrick April 28, 2008
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work out

for both people to not quite be sure why they're in the relationship but be too confused to end it and both be wanting different things that neither of them are getting
did their relationship work out?

well if by work out you mean they are too confused about why they are together to break up, then yes.
by leland the criminal rainbow February 27, 2011
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worked up

Anticipating the outcome to bring release of built up simmering juicy and deliciously stirring emotions;

Waiting with excitement and Breathlessly Out of sorts;

Hormonly aware of titillating images;

Anxious and anticipatory for an outcome or answer.

Excessively affected by emotion
"Justin was so worked up over his sisters friend he would feel sweaty and excited for her return"

"Gabe was all worked up in anticipation for the expected date with the model"

"Every night before bed he would get worked up over the blonde girls picture"

Waiting to see if she was picked to dance for the next song, Mellissa would get worked up before it even started.
by JLynnW January 23, 2007
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