This is my name for the notorious "Final Fantasy House's" "mini-cult." It's a joke on the owners, claiming to be reincarnated Final Fantasy 7 Characters, such as "Jenova," and "Sephiroth." It's also a joke on Jehovas' Witnesses.
I have met some people, who claim to be from the Jenova's Witnesses, and claim Jenova saved them! They reject Jenova's appearance in Final Fantasy 7, being called "The Calamity," and instead calls it a blessing!
by jrpgkin April 13, 2022
Get the Jenova's Witnessesmug. noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024
Get the A Jerk-Off Jehova Witnessmug. by B2316 April 5, 2016
Get the phallic witmug. Kees de Wit is the type of guy who can’t stop talking about the same objects. Especially talking about himself in a extremely boring way. Most Kees de Wits are also trying to be alpha male but 100% of the time that is an extreme failure. And last but not least all Kees de Wits are getting overpaid.
by Hesselini November 22, 2021
Get the Kees de witmug. A bunch of hood kids who come from a small city who claim they're rappers and rent a "recording" studio for an hour to spit shit.
Hood Kid #1: "I'm with the Bro's wit bank Rolls."
Man: "What's that?"
Hood Kid #2: "We rappers."
Man: "OH..."
Man: "What's that?"
Hood Kid #2: "We rappers."
Man: "OH..."
by kneeleigh June 16, 2017
Get the Bro's wit bank Rollsmug. by Me=word plug January 16, 2019
Get the Dylan man wit a planmug. by Gardulf November 12, 2016
Get the ride wit memug.