by dirtyfingers23 May 21, 2018
Get the Chillin wit the negros mug.When one has befouled a public washroom to such an extent that they will go to any lengths to NOT be found out as the culprit.
As demonstrated by Lukas Haas in the 1985 Harrison Ford film 'Witness'. Wherein, Haas hides from a suspicious Danny Glover in a public washroom.
As demonstrated by Lukas Haas in the 1985 Harrison Ford film 'Witness'. Wherein, Haas hides from a suspicious Danny Glover in a public washroom.
I walked into the bathroom at work less than two minutes after Jamie and the stench was unimaginable. I looked to the stalls to see if his shoes were present, but he was totally trying to pull a Witness - trying not to get caught fumigating.
by EvilBiscuit September 4, 2013
Get the Pull a Witness mug.This is my name for the notorious "Final Fantasy House's" "mini-cult." It's a joke on the owners, claiming to be reincarnated Final Fantasy 7 Characters, such as "Jenova," and "Sephiroth." It's also a joke on Jehovas' Witnesses.
I have met some people, who claim to be from the Jenova's Witnesses, and claim Jenova saved them! They reject Jenova's appearance in Final Fantasy 7, being called "The Calamity," and instead calls it a blessing!
by jrpgkin April 13, 2022
Get the Jenova's Witnesses mug.noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
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